Why keep jokes to fields
Where only crass comments live?
Let's extend to more!
I don't know why, but I've never heard a CS-related "yo mamma" joke. I can't think why this would be. We all have decent senses of humour, right? So if you've ever heard one, please share. I figured I would make a couple contributions to start off:
Yo mamma so big, she wouldn't fit on your 1.5TB RAID5 harddrive.
Yo mamma so dumb, she don't know the difference between a heat sink and a float.
I tried to load a picture of your mom, but malloc doesn't support bignums
ReplyDeleteOnce we prove P < NP, we can start figuring out how your mom fits in those pants
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ReplyDeleteYo' momma so fat, if you tried to render her using Swing, she'd be handled by the native GUI.
ReplyDeleteYo mamma so weak she can't do
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in Python.
Yo' momma so large she's negative. HODAP!
ReplyDeleteYo momma's so ugly, even two's don't complement her
ReplyDeleteYo momma so fat, they had to make FAT32.
ReplyDeleteYo momma so ugly, MySpace said she doesn't meet their quality standards.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed the Turing test.
Yo momma so slow, she thinks 9600 baud is broadband.
Yo momma so poor, she can't afford Linux.
Yo mamma so skanky, all of her methods have to be protected.
ReplyDeleteYo mamma so n00b, she thought WoW was just an interjection.
ReplyDeleteSome inspiration:
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http://www.monzy.com/intro/killdashnine_lyrics.html
http://www.monzy.com/intro/pimpinglemma_lyrics.html
Yo momma so fat, she has space-filling curves.
ReplyDeleteYo momma so dumb, she does worse than a random classifier.
Yo momma so fat, I had to declare YoMomma::YoMomma(const YoMomma& other) and YoMamma& YoMomma::operator=(const YoMomma& other) private.
Yo momma so fat, her ass compresses any message by at least one bit.
Yo momma so dumb, she uses Windows Vista.
A couple more for good measure:
ReplyDeleteYo momma so dumb, if she were a JavaScript event I'd call stopPropagation() on her to save the gene pool.
I designed an O(1) algorithm once. It was to simulate yo momma's brain.
(I think I win the CS joke game...)